2nd one
A Prospective on Modern Society
Ever since I was a little boy, adults have asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. Many of my peers wanted to be doctors, veterinarians and firefighters. But I had my sights set on a different prize. I wanted to be THE SUPREME DICTATOR OF THE WORLD. Why would anyone want to do that? I looked at all the other professions, balanced the pay, perks and overall benefits and came to one conclusion: it’s good to be the king.
Today’s society is all about the facts. Why is the sky blue and how did the dinosaurs disappear? I can tell ya that one, there was a rock, paper scissors tournament. Monkeys, being the origin of mankind, had one distinct advantage over their reptilian adversaries. They could extend their index and middle finger to produce a scissors. Being humiliated by their defeat, the dinosaurs walked into tar so they could become oil to later be used by their primate superiors. Why were the birds or fish not invited to this competition? Well, because the stupid dinosaurs wrote the invitations and they didn’t have any opposable thumbs to write with.
With my wisdom I would change this world to make sense. One idea that has always baffled me is that of “My Little Pony”. Not the actual toy itself, but the man who created it. If he went to college for seven years just to conceive of putting a smelly spot on the horse’s rump, I would consider that time wasted. I would also sponsor experiments on perishable food products like the pop tart. You see, on the pop tart, along with the day and month of expiration, is the hour and minute. We would take footage of this time and watch the pop tart visibly become “expired”. We would then improve upon pop tart technology so they would last longer because they taste so good.
As DICTATOR, I would also crack down on international crime. Just the other day I was driving down the road, and I saw something sparkly on the road. I pulled over and discovered they were diamonds. After driving down the road a bit I discovered a car wreckage and pieced together what happened. James Bond was chasing some Russian diamond thieves when he shot their gas pipe and the car exploded. While making love to a random woman, he foolishly forgot about the diamonds that I had just picked up. Discovering his error I logically came up with a solution, I would become a Bond villain. Donning the name “Mr. White” (due to my pale complexion) I await Mr. Bond, even now. Bond’s days are through I tell you, THROUGH!
Not many people share my vision, that being me becoming DICTATOR. My friends laugh even now at my plans to take over our school with the M.I.N.D (Mass Individual Noggin Disrupter) ray. I just hope when I get to college, I will learn something new in “Dictator in World” 101 class.
YA
School started. Here is somthing of intrest, i've made my college essays. I wrote two, so here we go...
Steven Hirsch is a Confused Little Boy
I don’t know why I titled the paper as I did, because some of it is a lie. First of all, I’m 6’1” not little by any means. Second of all, I am not a “boy”. I am a teenager, or an American, or a high school student, or a “geek”, or a scout, or may other things, but not a boy. I’ve been done with that boyhood stuff for a long time now. What I can tell you is that I am Steven Hirsch and I am confused about what is going on in my world.
When did chaos begin in my life? That is the first problem. I do not remember. Ever since this game has started I’ve had a touch of ADHD, so things have been jumbled up. When I was a boy, I wore tight blue jeans and was overweight. Mom said I was in a “thick stage” but I didn’t believe her. I was a sad little boy, angry with my place in the elementary school society. I was not one of the athletic kids who could break away from the chaotic horde of children playing soccer. For a little while I couldn’t compare to the honor students at their good grades and controlled behavior. Steven Hirsch was a little pudgy kid who didn’t know where he belonged.
Things did not change for me until high school, which is when I learned I didn’t know anything. A brick called epiphany struck me right in my most vulnerable spot, my mind. The lunch bell had sounded and the busy bodies of Shadow Mountain herded to the cafeteria to eat lunch. My mommy packs my lunch, so I instead went to a shady wall outside the math building. I began to look out upon the student body until I noticed that they were not moving. Within an instant I could see this frozen dimension with crystal clarity. I could see each individual person in the crowd, from their physical shape to individual pores on their face. It was then that I realized that I didn’t know these people. I knew them by name, but not by the consciousness behind their now motionless eyes. The next blink of my eye brought motion back to reality with new found light penetrating my world of confusion.
So, that brings me to the present. The essay question went a little something like this: what make you unique? Because I was confused? No, that is also a lie. The next year I made a meaningful New Year’s resolution: to be more social. Slowly, I began to learn what these people could mean to me. The friendships I forged over my junior year have changed my life for the better. The confused little boy was driven from the cold earth. He grew frail roots, and expected to stay in his dark seclusion. But finally, he allowed the sun to shine upon him, and he became strong. The little boy is now a man, waiting to see what life will bring.
nothing
GA, theirs nothing to do. I've been watching lots of anime latly and thats been awsome, but other then that, nothing. I don't even care about god damn miss spellings. When i get bored i type whats on my mind. and nothing is there right now. Im angry taht my computer isn't working right now. Hopfully Mr. Bean can fix whatever the hell is going on with that. Other things in my mind are girls and growing up. I feel odd when it comes to girls, nothing ever goes anywhere and their are never any weird introesting ones. I feel that socity has homoginised the womans roles so much that us weird people have lower our standeres and present ourselfs falsly to gain exseptance. I'm sick of that shit. The only thing that keeps me going with them is cureosity. SOme of the weird ones intorest me, but i know that nothing would work, not now. I've grown further away for reality as of late, and it scares me. I think im running activitys that are fun. THanks to Anime and Recca tran i atlest have somthing. The anime thing is getting easyer, to find and to admit to people, that feels better. I'm worred that im losing myself, and that im having trouble moving to the next step. I know what socity wants me to do, and i feel what it want me to do, but it isn't what i want to do. This Teenage activity is bullshit, filled with people i don't know or care about me. I told recca once, and i believe this is why im still considered a friend, of an event that happend to me two years ago. I was standing outside during the lunch hour, right at the beggining when people are still trying to get to class/go to lunch. At that moment time slowed down to a crawl, and i was able to see everything that was happoning at that moment...................................................................I've lost my train of thought, o well i feel better at the moment, maby i should get somthing to eat.
English Paper
THis is a stream of consciousness paper i had to write for my english class. ENJOY!
Steven Hirsch
05/14/04
Period 1
6:00 A.M.
Uhg , my head hurts. I woke up with the same weird feeling as I always do. You know, the one that feels like your stomach was replaced with a balloon filled with sand. Ya, that feeling. On top of that, I wake up before my alarm clock rang. I believe that the weirdest time in the day is the period between when you WAKE up and when you GET up. At this period I always wonder why im not asleep and why my stomach feels so weird. Sometimes I can fight it and go back to sleep. During these 10 minute naps I have dreams that predict the future. No kidding. I get deja vu all the time. Second thing I think about is why the hell am I up so early. My brother Lou just came home from college last night, at 12:00 in the morning. I just had to stay up for him, just had to. Lou is a cool guy, picture me a bit shorter, tan, muscular, stylish hair, no weird chest bumps and able to drink any amount of alcohol. Ya, that’s him all right. I feel bad partially because I can’t operate without six or seven hours of sleep. I don’t understand how anyone could get four hours every night and not become a zombie. In side, I feel like an old computer with worn out cables. The tiredness always fades away, or I just forget about it. O’ well, its time to go to school.
7:11 A.M.
Got to school all right. "Blood Rave" was pumping on the car stereo. That’s a very good song. Sorry to interrupt that thought, but the table next to us is talking like a bunch of dumb asses, led by porn-monger K. He seems like a cool guy, hanging out with some ROTC girls. Porn-monger comes to mind because his older brother told me he watches Sailor Moon hentai. I have no doubt in my mind that he does. Hopefully he’ll find something better in the future. One of the ROTC girls is OK, because she is a Scientist T’s sister. I think she likes me. During her Birthday party, I just went to Scientist T’s house and it happened to be her birthday, was filed with awkward glances after her Birthday wish. I wander what she was thinking. Anyway she is a bit skinny for my tastes, and young. I would like to have a girl friend at some point. It could be lots of fun, and it would help with the loneliness. GOD DAMN IT!! This fat tub of shit just walked up funny. Let me tell you one thing, if you walk funny, I don’t want to talk to you. I don’t know why I feel like that towards some people. It could be their hips don’t work right, or their hands go all over the place. I can take some of the feet not pointing forward, but if the mechanics are wrong it’s game over. Everyone is now talking about Invader Zim and I don’t feel like writing. I wonder what’s it like to eat your own eye sleepy?
7:31 A.M. Period 1
English had just begun. People are wondering what im writing, and they laugh when I tell them. It’s a pretty fun class to have in the morning. I hear Mr. S gets bitchy in the afternoon, so, its good to have him in the morning.
8:30 A.M. Period 2
I hate this class. I am surrounded by dumb people. One day I was working on my homework, and for some god-forsaken reason, I look up and I see a female, HAIRY, exposed back and upper ass crack. Ugly Bitch, uhhh hairy. She even has a mustache. I remember on her Birthday, she forgot to shave or something, and had a full "I’m a’ Russian" mustache. A majority of seniors in this class have no future. How I see it is that they’ll go to community college, marry poorly bred men, and produce even more poorly bred children. One of them has googly eyes that are hella ugly. God damn it. Their coming in this room right now with their trashy clothing and crudely painted eyes. AHHHH! As looked over and saw Hairy Bs’ exposed back again, it bothers me to no end. There is no escaping from these people. Geek W just sat down next to me and he’s cool. He’s the only one who knows what going on in this infernal class. There are so many petty conflicts that go on in this class. Mormon L got into a fight, more like he got his ass strangled, the other day with some guy who eventually got kick out. And now they’re (the seniors) playing the same shity music again, that graduation song. GA I hate it. The control booth is also populated with morons, sophomore morons. They have no skills or respect for the equipment. At lest next year I won’t have to take this class. I just hope I can wash myself clean of this cheap feeling I have.
9:20 A.M. Period 3
Passing periods are a weird thing. Whenever I walk through the halls I look at people eyes. Eyes show were the main attention of a person is, what they see as important. My eyes are always all over the place, looking to see where people are looking. They say that a person’s eyes are the gateway to their souls, then why do so many people have brown eyes? Now im in Mr. W’s class, lots o’ fun, lots o’ fun. I sit in the front corner by some nice smart people. We have a fun competition over test scores we receive. I need the competition cuz im bad at math. The competition is helping out a lot because this my first year without a math tutor or C average. I am very happy. Although, sometimes I feel kinda left out in this class. The people around me talk about their business that doesn’t concern or involve me in any way. They only sometimes address me. To get into conversations I have to butt in time to time. I think im pretty rude sometimes. This shirt im wearing right now is hot. I don’t think it was meant to be worn as a normal shirt, but more of like a "just out of the pool" shirt. I wonder how Lou is doing at home. Lets see here, 9:47, he is probably still asleep. Architect S began telling me about psychology, which I am very interested in. Ever since middle school I was curious about psychology and its’ one reason I came to this school. But stupid Mrs. B is terrible. I can’t stand her. I feel as though my high school experiences is cheapened because I won’t do psychology or speech and debate. Once she came into my history class, talking about some program, and I could barely contain my hate. God damn it.
10:22 A.m. Period 4
Bitch T is in this class. She is so nippy and walks weird. Not only that, but she has a rotten personality and just bitchy mode of speaking. She also has weird slinky boobs. Boobs are a very weird thing. In my opinion, flat chested women are the plague of this Universe, Ga. Im not asking for boobs that are exploding out of a girls shirt, just a comfortable size that doesn’t get in the way. Now I’m in Mrs. T class, the "hippie" class. I don’t enjoy spanish, im not good at it. Next year im done with this shit, and in college I’ll take Japanese or American Sign Language. Mrs. T gets on her soap box every so often about women’s rights or maybe other hippie stuff. One day she began this rant on why its good to drink your own urine. Ya, really productive if you ask me. Speaking about boxes, she has an oddly shaped square face. I later had a neat conversation with Little M about time and existence in general. Lots o’ fun.
11:34 A.M Period 5
My head feels all clouded and confused right now. LEGS is supposed to be today but it’s not looking so. Councilmen K finally did come in. Big meeting next Tuesday, fun. Talked about time and it was lots of fun.
12:20 P.M. Period 6
History time. A lecture, as always, so I can’t write much.
4:27 P.M.
Doing lots of homework now, I’ll write more if I feel like it. I tope I don’t get in trouble for writing this.
long time
Howdy folks, I havn’t updated in a long time (like 6 months). So, its time for a little update. Well, what have I been doing. PHYSICS, homework in general, Recca stopped by, anime, social life, and girls (gasp). Physics has been hard, nuff sayed. School has been H-CORE lately. Read Grapes o’ Wrath, like 100 or 150 pages at a time, sooo bad to do that. Im gettin’ good grades with the History and TVPROD. TV Prod is still gay, the other day I was called to the office for some F-bombs dropped on the morning announcements. GOD DAMN "FAT WIGGER" grumble grumble, what ever. SO, later on when I tried to join NHS, I was put on probation because of something I didn’t do. Not happy. Recca stopped by for a few days, it was fun fun. Watched Battle Royale while he was here, WHICH WAS ALSOME. My new years resolution as to become more social, so I have been. Son of HUD has become a tight brother, and a few other good SENOR friends. Ya ya. Lots of anime, disappointing anime. X, get backers, NOIR, so shitty. GOD DAMN. Naruto has been tight, and the LAST EXILE, Scrapped princess. I’ve converted a few people to the anime, and have been minorly been made fun of some. GAAAAAAA. And some girl stuff. Just trying to get active and end up as a friend, thats all im going to say. SEE YA!!1!
HAPPY HAMTARO BIRTHDAY!!!
ya ya ya, i had my birthday party today/yesterday. Very introesting it was. If your wondering who went, i don't have nicknames for them yet so i won't tell you. The plan was simple, get at my house at 6, eat pizzia, watch Sholin Soccer, be happy, open presents, watch Duel to the Death and leave. First of all, some of us (while call him Mr. "L" for loser) could not even make it to part one of the plan. grrrrrrrrrrr. o well, all was good untill present time came. I open up the frist present by DANO and it was a Hamtaro "Wake up Snoozer!" educational game! i havn't played it yet but i can't wait. Then the next present was Hamtaro PEZ despensers. YA! then the next had hamtaro pez despensers...AND the cowboy bebop OST for the movie. tight. then i open one for G-ma, it was $25 to go "rent some crazy japanes films", GO Grandma. it ended off with a none wrapt gift contaning a Trigun wall scroll and more hamtaro PEZ despensors. GOD DAMN THEM AND THEIR PEZ DESPENSORSE!!! Then one of the best movies of all time Duel to the Death!!! it was all good. MAN AM I TIRED. Makaze215 wanders off to bed with bad spelling, and grammer in mind at 12:43 A.M.
PHYSICS
Painful memorys... Over the weekend i was working on physics and around the 4 hour mark i started to go crazy. The room had been made brighter by the lightbalbes mom put in and all was weird. I started to smell somthing, it was like the smell of a deer carcuase that had been left out in the sun. After a while i thought deamons were torchering me, because i was getting in their way. THats when the fear set in. I, as a mortal, could do nothing to stop the deamons. After the 5 hour, i decided to stop. Makaze fears the physics at 6:05 P.M
HI
YO yo people.How ya'l' doing. Right now im memorizing the words to interglatic for the beastie boys and trying to find the new Naruto ep. My B-day is coming up and i have no idea what to do, or what i want. damn. Im thinking of getting FLCL some time. I don't know, my minds kinda wondering right now. Lastnight i went out and did some filming with "The men with Hats", my name is sinor rujo. lots of fun. Got into one or two driving situates, damn them... o well thats all thats going on right now. Im currently watching Witch Hunter Robin and am aobut to move on to gundam seed or get backers, both 50 ep seris. Also revovering form 5 hours os physics, GOD DAMN. English Paper coming up soon and im scared abouthat to. DEAR GOD...makaze contines raping at 8:42 P.M (trying to sleep at a responible hour).
HELLSING
THIS IS Z'A LIST: Gunsmith Cats, LANE, Love Hina (+OAV), S_CRY_ED(o), NOIR, Final Fantasy Unlimited, Escaflowne, Excel Saga. ALL HAVE BEEN DEFETED IN THE PAST QUARTER BWHAHAHA!!!!1 Next on the list will be Witch Hunter Robin (its that time of year you know). Yesterday was the first ever ANIME PARTY and the show was HELLSING. After watching 13 eps. of pure brillance, we listoned to the eng. voices. THEY ARE SO FUNNY!! There to british or to FUNNEY!!! the bad Valintain brother in eps. 6-7 would say like "This is really messed up" and the eng would go "WHAT THE FUCK, GOD DAMN IT" it was so weird. Also Father...(moment of silence for such a cool chara)...sounded like an Irish guy, IT WAS TO MUCH OWNAGE!!! o dear god. Makaze damn near creams his pants thinking about hellsing at 7:15...
BWHAHAHAHA
its halloween, and WHAT THE HELL HAVE I BEEN DOING!!! two words:ANIME and god damn SCHOOL. I wish i wasn't such a dork. NEED TO GET MORE GEEKY well lets recap 1==5==10 is the scale and this is how it is Dork>1==5*=10 UBER_GEEK. im starting to fall in the ranks... O well, for halloween i was a Half-Life scientist (rank moving closer to Uber). Me and Mr. Bean went around trick or treating, and we met many random people from school. I say "random" because I A) don't know them. B) am annoyed by them. C) want to kill them. Your guess... They would say things such as, "Your the the guy from the morning anncoments!" (v")^ FUCK YOU!!! or maybe "Your the guy who sang karioke that one day at school!!!" ^(")^ DOUBLE FUCK YOU!!! or "I'M A GAY FAG!!1" that was exceptable... BYE BYE
its been a long time
I havn't (or have not for Recca) been upgrading this site latly. Why you ask. I really don't know myself, maybe its LAZY OLD STEVE coming back into play. I hope not tho. O' well, what has been happoning. EVA SWEET!!!!! i got to watch the whole thing in one day with Recca and HOT DAMN. There is no word in my vocabulary that can exspres how freaking tight that was, well maybe NINJA!!! The eps. 1-21 were preety good, after ep22 it went ninja. Recca can be the witness, that night Crazy Old Steve came out and had a feild day. I was Hyperventalating so i was shaking all over, mumboling to myself (Recca couldn't understand most of it, BUT I COULD) SCREEMING INTERPATIONS OF THE ENDING FOR ABOUT ONE HOUR. In that hour, i almost fell unconsous three times form the hyperventalating, and i almost drown myself in Reccas pool, trying to cool myself down. HOLY SHIT, im going to buy that and injoy the mind fuck that comes with it. X CLUB- it is even starting to wear down my pations, and that takes alot. I have some good news for you people, Mrs. Gidson (aka satan, devil, daiblo) is leaving next year and geuss who the sponsor of the X club is... GIBSON, BWHAHAHAHAHA IT'S KILLING TWO BIRDS WTH ONE STONE. FINALLY THE ROTC INFESTED ANINOODES WILL BE DESTPOSED OF, i can't truly wait. There howls of torment will only fuel me. yes yes yes. LUNCH- the group has been broken up! static is still there somtimes, Nak is around for a little bit. Bee keeper(charly bock) and Viper(chris concowits.. whatever) rotate around. Mate Louser has left to hangout with ALPHA GROUP(its ok man, your still my friend) and then its KORY FAT FOWLMOUTH ASS PENNYBACKER DAMN!!!!! there has to be a way to despose of him,well other then napalm. Recca holding his place and myself Makaze. Today we had a very intresting conversation. It began with what to do in a fight. Recca sayed punch them in the face, static sayed punch them in the windpipe so there out of breath, and I sayed CUT THEM IN HALF WITH YOUR PSYCIC MIND SWORD!!! then we began thinking, what if these fool busted out with a katana, could the mind sword cut through it? these is what we theorized. The moment the swords colided, EVER LIVING THING WITHIN A 200 MILE RADIOS WOULD TURN INTO LIQUID LEAD BECOUSE THE SWORDS WERE SO FRIGGN TIGHT!!! The evil liquid lead corperation would collect the lead and sell it to the people. they would also create a gaint MOLTEN LEAD GOLEM that would destry the comaptishion with the PSYCIC MIND SWORD in one had, and the katana in the other. All he would have to do is touch the two swords together and despose of everything BWHAHAHAHAHA, but then the swords would be SO FRIGGN tight that it would case a rip in these demintion, SUMMONING THE MATALIC OXYGEN GATEKEEPER FROM ANOTHER DEMENTION!!! he would be weilding a sliver of the demintunal portal, so all that touched it would be transported into the BORING DEMENTION!!! A question comes to mind, WHERE ARE THE NINJAS!?!?! well, at the begining of all this, they fliped out way to much and created there own universe. in this universe are pirets, so there fliping out and looking friggin tight while doing it.The battle between the golem and gatekeeper would last thousonds of years untill they fell into the boring demention and it exsploted because the fight was sooooo friggin tight the demention couldn't take it. and here is the parodox my freind THE EXSPLOSION OF THE BORING DEMENTION IS FRIGGIN TIGHT. it makes you think... (crazy old steve goes to bed at 9:20 P.M.
Dream journal part 1
ok girls and boys, Makaze went to sleep a bit to late last night and didn't sleep to well. Because of this i had one of my more weirder dreams. Here we, it begins with me (this is in the first persion, i.e I AM PLAYING MYSELF) riding in a bus. There are many people on it, but none of them i know. We stop infront of an old log cabin, were and older looking man is siting out side with a shot gun on his lap. A group gets off the bus(me included)and are introduced to this person. This "camp" is for people who he (the older man) has taken from there homes/jobs/lives to work on this plantion. We are told that all of us are to be given jobs, That most be completed flawlessly. I was given chalk to carry away (don't worry, it makes no sense to me ether) and I drop one. He stares at me for a moment and i pick it up. While he walks away, a fallow him asking questions. I asked him three questions, one was who are all these people? (they were from all ages), what are the jobs? and what are the penaltys? at that he gave me a little smile and said,"that depends on the situation". At that point some one from behind him some how gets a rope around his neak and trys to lynch him. (this is all happoning in a small tree grove) after a few moments of struggle the oldman pulls himself down from the tree deals a deadly blow to his assalent with the butt of the shotgun. During this incadent i screamed "kill him" once, but know that my words could kill me switched to "no, stop it!" After this attack, i ran away(withsome one i don't know but seemed to be freinds with in the dream)Into a grassy hill side. Halfway into it i found it it was the settalments crops and know i would be punished so i ran down, trying not to step on the assorted plants. at the bottem i was caught by some farmers, but they said they would not tell. *Blink* I was in a car driving in a city parking lot. The people in the car where other poeple from the settalment. We had a microwave pizza and watched a movie(there was no fear of sneaking out of the settlement)when we got home, we found the old man sitting in a chair looking very... old, with no hair, and with light purple skin. At this time we attacked him(one guy was waring a full suit of armor and a long sword) after we captured him, we sat in the bed room of the cabin and debated what to do. I said kill him, but the others didn't seem to have the heart to. The old man got away, and went into the back room. He thin came out with a slege hammer and the battle was back on. The gothic armor guy got hit hard in the chest and fell down. I picked up his sword. Then the oldman and I fought. After a braking point he tanted me, saying "O my, look at you boy. You are weak!" with that he gave a mighty swing from his hammor. In midde swing i caught it with my free hand, gave out a yell, and cut off both his arms, the cut his neak.(the neak then drooped off the body, in a corkscrew fashin) after that he and i fell.(i was out of breath, the old man was dieing)Then, the gothic armor guy walked up to the old man,(who was still squrming on the floor, a fog of death around him) took his slege hammor and sayed,"and so it ends..." With that he takes a great swing to the old mans chest and thats when I woke up.
FINALS
enough said...
For all those who have seen it.
Recca and Mate louser can back me up with this statment, CLUB X SUCKS. The old prez was pretty good, so i still keep in contact with here. The fallowing is a "statis report" on how the club is going.
First of all, how are things going in college? Meet any nice people, any crazy ones. Now with a little run through of how X-club is doing. It is best summed up in one word, CHAOS!!!
Lets First do a little runthrough on the club officers and how there doing.
Secratary:??? <-- Does this exsist? Savera has only come to one meeting, and i don't blame her.
Vice. prez: Steven Hirsch, Im starting to go crazy. At the begining of the year i though it would be ok, but sense then its all gone to hell. I am ashamed with being assoseated with this club. At some moments if i had a gun...
Prez:Katlin or however you spell her name is doing a craptacular job. The member in the club have no respect for here, therefore they don't listion to her. And because of this, she starts to get "pouting" (the stage before crying). Her orginazatinal skills are lacking, no one knows whats happoning till the day of.
The club it'self:
The members: are all freashmen, all hipperactive, screaming, arrogent, pothetic fools. The ones that arn't freashmen are ok (they don't scream as much). I've talked to a few of them persnaly and it seems that they have ether gottin there anime off the TV, or have not been sent down the proper path. As i have told you the last meeting at somones house the majority of the group (all the freashmen, only me and Katlin outside of one who didn't care) voted to watch a DUBED anime. I thought the anime they were watching was crap, but thats my persinal opeanoin. I think it was revolutinary somthing or other. O WELL.
Club meetings: Differ from week to week. Latly, they have brought in a DVD player the school just got and have been watching CCS. I'm not a big fan of the Cardcaptures thing so i leave after some news. But most other meetings there our a few groups that form. 1. Katlin and some others talking about somthing or other.2. people runing around in circles and screaming, so much screaming... 3. the freshmen that talk about DBZ/Pokemon in there corner, sometimes play magic.4. steve, who is cowering in the corner trying to keep his sanity, the screaming, the screaming...5. Mrs. Gibson, who is trying to get some work done but cant becosue of the running around. Just gets plain pissed twords the end.
SO MUCH SCREAMING...
Katlin has lost the ideals that you have set out for her. These freshmen need to be set on the right path. There dubing days have gone for far to long. The club has turned into a Democracy, meaning that we get to do what the miss guided fools want to. Katlin is not queit on the bandwagin, but is getting there. She has no control over them, this is from lack of respect. I have no influance over them, Im not on there level. I try bringing in quality stuff, trigun, Cowboy Bebop, ect. and becouse theres no dictatorship it is shot down without an afterthought. These people need to be reformed.
Cantent
It is all anime now, some manga, lots of screaming, and then anime. The J-rock and J-pop have been forgotten. The only music i've heard was from the Prences Monoke sound track, i guess thats a start. Also, there hasnot even been a mintioning of old Kung fu movies or IRON CHEIF. All is lost, all is sad. There may be no turning back.
Well thats my report for right now. It's just a sad sad situation. I wish you would come somtime and show them what it's all about
-Crazy Old Steve
So many damn good flash movies...
Howdy everybody, latly i've been getting into flash movies. I suggest that everyone at lest see this http://www.greymatter.org/satanichamsterdance/
hours of fun there. Also, some of the music videos in http://animutation.mixnmojo.com/indexo.html are really funny. Watch earth vs. funk, that and yatta! got me into the j-pop/rap sceene. For all those who care. mike may be comming over during part of the winter brake. that should be bitchin'. Lastly, if my freind gets a converter for X-mas not only will i be riping things off the TV like crazy, but i'll export all the movies chrise and I made in TV production. should be fun. O'well, I'm out for right now.
DAAAAAA, I will update this page
I WILL NOT LET THIS PAGE DIE!!! I will update it... soon. Not this morning kuz Im going to watch see lab in a moment. catch ya'll later
SO MUCH TO DO
just to tell you im doing so much friggen stuff at school. And when its not school its neopets, FFT SCC, or anime. I'll talk to yall later.
First Two Weeks O' school
For the past few weeks, I’ve been going to a rat-infested hellhole called school. Why I haven’t been writing is because 1. I’m not allowed on the computer during the weekdays 2. I normally don't have anytime 3. When i'm on the computer and my friends are doing something important I like to trade C-toons HHAHAHAHAHa just kidding. So lets go through every class and find out what I can hate about it.
Before School:
I come to school pretty early. What’s even weirder then that is that I WANT to get to school early. I leave the car and say good bye to my mom, walkthrough hallways, sometimes see the X club prez there (what a sad individual!!!), locker (which is number 1336, ONE OFF OF BEING A 1337 Ha0x0r!!!!) go in front of gym to "the group" area. I’m kind in this group of people who are now drug users, wiccas/necromansers/quebals users (they change if the art take time) and ICP freaks. These are my old friends; I’ve known them scents little school. Only myself has not changed, sept for a deeper voice and mentally stronger. So I sit there and talk till the bell rings, then Chris and I go to our first class, TV production.
Period 1:Tv production
GOD DAMN IT, STUPID BITCH 1337 f0x0r HO BAG. You see, last year they had a real teacher, now it’s the drama teacher! SHE IS A STUPID HO WHO DOSN'T KNOW ANYTHING. WE ARE NOT MAKING THE ANNUSMENTS, which is why I joined the class. We're making crapy videos and doing book work KILL KILL only the 3-4 students are doing stuff HATE HATE and the class is filled with a bunch of none geeky people who were just shoved in to fill there first period RAGE RAGE. It has to get better, or there will be hell to pay. After sitting in a chair for 50min and learning crap that I already know, I go to the next class.
Period 2:Spanish 3-4
Strangely enough, this class is ok. I have one or two friends in there so I always have someone to talk to. Most of you reading this know I SUCK at Spanish, but this class is like 1-2 sept a little harder. My teacher, Miss. Sidel is really cool. I act weird in that class sometimes and its all good. After 35min of work and the rest just zoning out time, I go to class number 3.
Period 3:Chemistry 1-2A
That’s right, makazes in the hard classes. With classes like these, I don't have to deal with the heathen swine, a.k.a. freshmen. This class is hard; the teacher is cool (we had a great debate about who arsenic is the greatest element) but sadly, no chemical reactions. DAMN! It’s simply a hard class, and I’ll have to pay attention. One of these days we'll watch the price is right! After sitting there doing 5omin of boring/hard/interesting/lab/homework I go down the hall to.....
Period 4:Algebra 3-4A
This period is iffy. In one hand I SUCK at math and i’m not currently doing very well, on the second hand there’s plenty of interesting people in this class, and on a 3rd hand THE TEACHER KNOWS ME PERSONALY. GOD DAMN IT, that’s bad. Mrs. Shrock and there whole family are friends of are family. IT SUCKS, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING REALLY WERID ARE IN MY DEMONIC/SADISTC JOKES, AND THATS ALL I GOT!!! I don't like the way she teaches the class ether. I'll get better in there, MAKE MY WORDS. After sitting there for 45min listing to her NORMEL NOT FUNNY HUMOR THET IS FUNNY TO EVERYONE ELSE BUT ME, I go the longest period of the day.
Period 5:Supper Happy Lunch Time!!!!
I get my lunch out of my locker, and go sit by the wall and do nothing for the whole period. We got lucky (or unlucky) this year because many of my friends/people I know and won't kill sit with us. Also, making a come back from last year, RECCA IS THERE TOO!!! So when I’m not talking to the infidels who just fallow our rather large group around annoying us, I talk to him. Mostly about anime, History, NWN, ANIME (animetran) and how we are going to destroy the world. Also, something is weird there, there’s a girl that hangs out with us!!! Her name is Amber (ANIME should remember) and was kind of a drifter till a few days ago. After gaining hatred for Kory and of that one STUPID FRESHMEN grrrrrrr, I go to what is my coolest period of the day.
Period 6:AP European History
Believe it or not, but i’m good at history, I mean I like it a lot. In that class I have RECCA and a few other people I know, and hate... The class is really fun, THE TEACHER KICKS ASS!!! And we do a lot of work. There really is nothing bad with this class, well besides some stupid people in it that are somewhat close to me.... After sitting through such an interesting class I feel tired, which is a good thing because then I go to....
Period 7:Pre AP English
THE CLASS IS SO DAMN BORING MAN. Someday I want to throw up, eat my throw up, and do it again. Get this, QUESTION, how long dose it take to talk about book reports? 10min maybe, 45 FU
First day O' school
O MY GOD THE FIRST DAY WAS GAY!!! It was filled with werid people i have never seen in my life, some of the goofyest teachers in my life and just boring. TV production was I was hoping to be the coolest class, but they stuffed all these people into the class that didn't want to be there so its crowded by normel people that don't want to be there. DAAAAAAAA i'm hoping it gets better. Spanish was ok, i kinda pissed off the teacher. Never really liked spanish anyways. Then came Chemistry which is ok i guess. Theres no need to start hating people there, not to many freinds there tho. I feel theres going to be alot of work, i just know it. Next is Algebra 3-4A and that will be somewhat easy becouse i have a ace up my sleave. The teacher for it is a good freind of the family, so I should get mercy and extra help on stuff. Lunch is still as boring as shit, but theres more freinds to be bored with so thats cool. Theres seem to be more and more people around our area, so its kind of weird for our little group to have all these... migrents walking about talking to us. Then comes AP eurp history, THATS GOING TO BE SO MUCH WORK. I think it will be fun tho, Reccas there so im not alone. Last but not lest is English. THE TEACHER IS MAD CRAZY!!! But the teacher knows me becouse she sponsers Club X, so we can talk on a freindly level. The best part of all is Mrs. Debinthal is still there, so the computer lab is still a place to meet after school. I waited all day to go there and dink around, but it was closed. Not to worry, it will be open tomarro. Thats all from me, sorry its not to funny, but you can't be funny on boring as shit days. Makaze is piled with home work from his FRGIN' english class at 5:50 P.M.
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The end of summer. Makaze fears for his life at 6:11 A.M.
Steves Toonami/general anime rant
What is toonami you ask? Is it the only way I could feed my need for anime at G mas house? Or the best/worst block of tv EVER! Ya its something more like that. When I first watched it back in the day(95 or 96)it was in the good old days. Multor was hosting, you know that character from space ghost. I think hes better then what ever his name is now, o’well. Back then(all I remember) they were playing robo tech, YA THATS RIGHT ROBO TECH, WHERE THE F*&% IS THAT RIGHT NOW, must calm fury…… OK im back, where was I, and they played the good old hanabarwhats his face cartoons. ANIME and RECCATRAN, YOU REMEBER, THE ELECTRO MACE OF ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION!!!! HAHAHAHA ya. Good shit like that. Then they changed, for the better. Cartoon network got it through its head that theres no anime on tv so they made a compromise, we give you anime…. But it will be horribly butchered almost to the point that you couldn’t recognize it in a vain attempt to stop little Joey’s parents from suing us for putting something that’s made by those damn comme JAPS. GOD DAMN IT! and so that’s what the did. The dream line up was, sailor moon(I HATE, MUST KILL, STILL EDITED), tenchi all three seasons(One of my favs, cool characters, HOT BABES FOR HANTI!!!HAHAHAHA no no no, just kidding. The did a good job of editing, the voices are ok to.) Outlaw star!!!(ONE OF MY FAVORET ANIMES EVER!!! But alas, they edited the hell out of it, and it was the advice type of editing to, like….. mid conversation stuff. All the good stuff was cut out. GOOD DAMN!!!!! The voices are one of the best I’ve ever seen)GundamWing(Still one of my favs, wufi kicks so much ass, and for its age its not to scary) and then all the DBZ crap. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what a sad sad world we live in. WHERE DID ALL THE QUILITY STUFF GO!!! The new stuff ant’ so bad. Back when I was a no anime connection, afraid of my parents know kind of freak bastered child this is what I survived on! Thank good for toonami! When they showed movies that was MAD COOL YO! I only watched blue sub no. 6 witch I heard was edited to the bone, and Gundam Wing:Endless Waltz, which I still think is one of the best anime movies(outside of princess monoke and the outlaw star movie which I haven’t seen yet but it best be good or head will roll!)ever! But all good things come to a end sometime, they fell weak. Started to show more reboot ENSTED OF OUTLAW STAR DAAAAAAA things sucked, then the DBZ plague took the nation. I’ll admit I was in it to for about a week, then my inexperience mind saw how bad it was. Thank god for that!!! Then I didn’t watch for a long time, feeling betrayed, then a light came. HAMTARO!!!(RECCAS FAVORET!!!)After I got hooked with hamtaro I got to see how crapolishis the new schedule is. THERES NO ANIME IN IT OUTSIDE HAMTARO!!! Then during my weak at G ma’s house it changed(THANK GOD)to some real anime. Hamtaro first, then zoids(I think it has potential, its a good show, ok voices, good story line and you can tell the edit stuff out so it makes you think….)and then G Gundam. O SHIT, this is one of those old school SCARY animes. They didn’t put a lot of work into changing the show for the american kiddys, still has japans writing all over it and the ending song is still in Japanese!!! The kids will start to throw up wit confusion! HAHAhA it be all good. Still the question is in my mind, would you like to be touched by the "shining finger"? Its a scary thought! I was watching the movie last Friday, it was batman beyond WHICH IS A GETTO AMERICAN ANIME!!!GRRRRRRRRRR im a batman cartoon fan so it was all good. At the end I watched the credits carefully and found out that ALL of the animation were done by Asians, I don’t know if they where japans or koran or what ever, just goes to prove a point, if it ant broke don’t fix it! Im happy to say that im nothing like that scared little kid anymore, I’ve seen more anime then I can count(and I can count pretty high)have SO MUCH PIRETED STUFF, YOU CANT BOLEVE!(thanks to anime and recca, thanks for putting up with me back when I was more of a fool then I am now.)and I bought my first anime!!! It was princess monoke. I got it up at my G ma’s house so it all good. My brother still respects me, but makes fun of me and that’s ok. Dad dosn’t like the japs and mom is clueless. Later this week im going to get all of trigun WHICH KICKS ASS!!! And during this whole time I’ve been typing I’ve been listening to Yasahi Yoake, a song from hack//sign that is MAD CRAZY GOOD! Its in japans tho, the first one on my comp. And this year during the morning announcements for my school I’ll slip in some outlaw star, hamtaro, cowboy bebop, trigun and other things so it should be good. AT LEST IM NOT LIKE GREG AND STATIC WHO HAVE A LARGE COLLECTION OF DBZ which is terrible. My the angle of death give pity upon your soul. Another thing, i was watching tv at G ma's house and there was a commercial for mobile suit gundam, HOT DAMN. Thats the first commercial I’ve seen for anime EVER!!! Things my get better for us all some day. That’s all from Makaze uhhhhhhhhhh one more thing. For people who are wondering, Makaze means wind coming from or originating from the devil. BWHAHAHA im a big fan of japan and I like wind. So I put the two together. The devil part is for shits and giggles. THATS ALL FROM ME. IM GONE.
G ma's House YO!!!!
All right boys and girls, I just came home from my G ma’s house(*code for grandma). And im not saying that shes a dirty person BUT DEAR GOD. There’s piles of crap, material, and just random stuff all over her house, not the useful random stuff at the salvation army mind you, but the crapy im older then you, have odd retro colors, and I smell of old people kind of stuff. There are a few good things about G ma’s house, one is her small dog, Sassy. The dog is about a foot tall so you can all tell what it’s like, but jeez, what a damn funny dog. The thing I like most about her is that if G ma gites into in argument in the morning, Sassy will throw up in the afternoon. DEAR GOD, would you want? If kids did that we would have them killed! And the hard thing was to stop her from eating it. SHIT, you’ve passed the line when you eat your own throw up. The second good thing about G ma’s house is she has a nentendo, A NORMEL COME OUT IN THE LATE 80’S NENTENDO. So I’ll site in the back "sewing room" (I’ll call it the doll room, only because of all the dolls strapped to the walls. This is the kind of place I would mentchin on any trips to the psychologist. The kind of place that GOD would forgive you for putting you through that hell. ALL THE SMALL EYES STARING AT YOU AT NIGHT, jUsT EnUF tO MaKE A GUy Go craZY!!!. Uhhhhhh) to sit and play nentendo. Where talkin all the good classics. Zelda, Zelda 2, Mario 2 and 3, and my favorite FINAL FANTISY!!!!! THE FIRST ONE!!! O dang, I’d play that for hours, what a good game. Now that you’ve heard the good things about G ma’s house, you got to hear the bad stuff, THE BATHROOM, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HO SHIT! It was so bad. I would go in every night and wash my face and scream WHAT IS THESE ORENGE CRAP IN THE SINK!!! ONLY THOR’S MIGHTY HAMMER CAN STOP MY FROM PUNISHING THE EVIL ONES WHO HAVE DEFILED MY SINK!!!! Then I remember it was G ma, so theres nothing you could do. The shower was the worst part, damn foo. There was hair every where… but it wasn’t her hair?!? Lots of spiders too. I stood outside washing it for a little bit GOD DAMN SO GROSS. The nights sucked to. I would go to sleep at 10(Sorry for all you 9 o’clock fans out there, but it doesn’t get dark till 9:30 up there!!) on the worst inflatable mattress EVER! But it was expectable, considering what was the alternative. O well, that was the average experience and G ma’s house. IM GONE
Makazes CRaZy oLD ReALitY
HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!! This is the first entry in what is to be known as the saddest waste of time ever(well I hope not, but im not a positive person). O well I should fill in some background info for you people who don’t know me. Im 7’2", have dark brown eyes, jet blond hair, and about 23 different scares on my body I got from trying to eat peoples hair and I have mind powers, not like astroprojection or anything, but I CAN SHOOT MIND BULLETS!!! O well that’s enough for now.